The supplier of the machine that we use to test for the current “salmonella” outbreak has never stocked any of the parts indentified as being effected.
Describing them as a bunch of useless slatterns, our operator has now left for Sudbury.
After replacing farmer Angus with a machine production in Scotland at our current salmon spawning grounds decreased; the machine never stocked any of the tanks with as many fish as most interns would and manual commands to change this would not be recognized as being effected.
Having drowned several interns, our operator has now decided that the machine should be destroyed in a manner described by Ray Bradbury.
1. graybo
Can we guess the rest of the text?
The supplier of the machine that we use to test for the current “salmonella” outbreak has never stocked any of the parts indentified as being effected. Describing them as a bunch of useless slatterns, our operator has now left for Sudbury.
2. D
Why couldn’t it be;
After replacing farmer Angus with a machine production in Scotland at our current salmon spawning grounds decreased; the machine never stocked any of the tanks with as many fish as most interns would and manual commands to change this would not be recognized as being effected. Having drowned several interns, our operator has now decided that the machine should be destroyed in a manner described by Ray Bradbury.
3. Adrian
I just went to the kitchen to check if the sign was still up, but alas it was not.
So I can never prove otherwise, but Graybo was closer than D.
4. nat
surely the only point to make is that you found a mistake, one which you make regularly, amusing!
5. Adrian
I never found the mistake. It was found, corrected and photocopied and stuck on the vending machine long before I saw it.
Had I seen it uncorrected I wouldn’t have noticed that it was wrong.
6. D
I thought the point was that context was everything…
7. nat
yep - the word ‘found’ - different context.