Soon after I first met Hels, I found a liquid cucumber in the back of her fridge. It isn’t a uniquely male trait.
Perhaps not uniquely, but I would wager predominantly.
I know more women who have tamed men, than the other way round.
It’s also more a single thing than a couple thing, as couples tend to eat more food, and save less for “sometime when it’s needed”, I’d guess.
Aww, what’s it’s name?
I bet you could use that to cure all manner of diseases.
Graybo’s right - there’s a small but growing colony of old salad items in the back of my fridge that is showing signs of sentience.
Maybe I was reading too much into the title but it took me at least a minute of close inspecting to realise that this wasn’t some bizarre sex toy.
Nuge, I no longer look at you and Zoe in the same way.
Is it a Mushroom ? If not put in back in the fridge for 2 more weeks. Call me if it turns out to be a hallucinogenic.
You don’t eat mushrooms.
A mushroom is a type of fungus, but I don’t think all fungi (fun guys theys are) are mushrooms.
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1. graybo
Soon after I first met Hels, I found a liquid cucumber in the back of her fridge. It isn’t a uniquely male trait.
2. Adrian
Perhaps not uniquely, but I would wager predominantly.
I know more women who have tamed men, than the other way round.
It’s also more a single thing than a couple thing, as couples tend to eat more food, and save less for “sometime when it’s needed”, I’d guess.
3. matthew
Aww, what’s it’s name?
I bet you could use that to cure all manner of diseases.
4. Jack
Graybo’s right - there’s a small but growing colony of old salad items in the back of my fridge that is showing signs of sentience.
5. Nuge
Maybe I was reading too much into the title but it took me at least a minute of close inspecting to realise that this wasn’t some bizarre sex toy.
6. Adrian
Nuge, I no longer look at you and Zoe in the same way.
7. Tyrannize
Is it a Mushroom ? If not put in back in the fridge for 2 more weeks. Call me if it turns out to be a hallucinogenic.
8. Adrian
You don’t eat mushrooms.
A mushroom is a type of fungus, but I don’t think all fungi (fun guys theys are) are mushrooms.