This was going to be longer and funkier and cooler. Then I got bored.
Plus shaving one stroke at a time is really slow. And not as much fun as you think.
This was going to be longer and funkier and cooler. Then I got bored.
Plus shaving one stroke at a time is really slow. And not as much fun as you think.
I have to see this man live next time he plays London. And record his Sunday Morning XFM show more often.
For a man who only does one liners, he is hysterical. I was in stitches with the shagger joke.
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you, Jimmy Carr.
I guess this is number three in a series of TV lines that I liked. Better than number 2, but not a patch on number 1.
From the pilot of A Town Called Eureka
Some context: After a 'mishap' in the town due to a science experiment gone rather wrong, and they need Jack to stand in as sheriff, he is being shown around this top secret facility, where they do oodles of really amazing ahead of everything science research. Allison is saying how the town has the best schools, the best this, the best that, and the best health care.