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From the eBay vs Rest of the World (R.O.W.) football game we played last week.

Picture of me going for the ballPicture of me being pushed off the ball

Photos by Phil.

Final Score: eBay 1 - 2 R.O.W., including 2 disallowed goals for offsides (lots of arguing on those). Our goal was a (fair) penalty, and although we seemed to have more territory and possession, their back four was very good defensively and more importantly taller and bigger than us.

More photos here on Flickr. I took some as well. But all my photos were pants.

It's about this point the night started going wrong, to the point I had to piece together the finer details from my text message (a few half written draft I'm still trying to figure out what I was trying to say).

me
[to the doorwomanbitch at Jewel] Hi, we'd like to come in.
doorbitch
Sorry you're shoes aren't smart enough.
me
You're kidding me right?
doorbitch
No, those shoes aren't smart enough.
me
Oh come on, these are £60 Campers. They're very fucking trendy.
doorbitch
They don't go with leather trousers.
me
Oh so now you are the fashion police.
doorbitch
Hey it's not my problem if you don't know how to dress.
me
I dress just fine, it's just you keep changing the rules about what's fashionable. I'm a bloke how the fuck am I mean to keep knowing what the fuck I'm meant to be wearing just so I can buy a drink.
doorbitch
It's best you be off now.
me
[walks away muttering about how I look just find and don't need some doorbitch telling me my trendy shoes don't go with my trouser and how I earn plenty more than she does and she can just fuck off]

I'd also like to apologise to the 1:45am night bus home, particularly those sitting near me. I didn't exactly distinguish myself. I blame the 2 gin & tonics (and not the 4 cocktails, 5 double whiskeys or the half bottle of Corona)

‡ - And no I didn't throw up.

[UPDATE - 14/10/05] - Someone who thinks leathers are a mistake. He's wrong, so very wrong. (Via Dan)

She's a really cute redhead (like that's a surprise) with a great smile, and fondness for wearing really short dresses. She's currently taken the spot in my heart that has previously been reserved for my one of my first loves.

Not withstanding how much I am in love with Jenny, last nights Rilo Kiley gig was one of the best gigs I have been to in a long time. Even better than U2. Or should that be 'Even better than the real thing'.

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