Must remember that the following doesn't make me feel good
- Eat almost a whole block of cheese AND almost a whole jar of pickle cucumbers
- Stay up till 4am working on blog port to MT
- To take towel into bathroom when taking a bath
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A merry Merry to all of you. Enjoy whatever end of year season you happy to enjoy. Remember the New Year starts best with a hang over.
I won't be posting that much till New Years not because I am boring and have nothing of note to say (this has never stopped me before) but because I'm going to be trying to port over to Movable Type. If that goes smoothly (which it wont) I'll try upload the backlog of photos I haven't got round to doing yet.
When you are a bit of an insomniac, and when you have been averaging under 5 hours a night, and when you have been getting to sleep just shy of 3am, it's actually a very bad idea to fall asleep at 8:30pm. Because then you wake up 5am much to annoyance of any girls lying next to you.
Having a full two and a half hours to lie awake staring into the murky darkness gives you times to contemplate things like
- The rain falling gently is quite peaceful and relaxing. Well it would be if that alarm in the distant just loud enough to be really annoying stopped.
- Why is that car in the street just sitting there with it's lights on and engine idling?
- Why is that car in the street now hooting and driving off?
- Why is that car coming back every 15 minutes and hooting again?
- Why doesn't someone throw a brick at that car?
- Why can't I just think something and have it automatically blogged? Digital age my ass!
This all went on amongst other boring thoughts about laptops and work and stuff to do till 7:30am when my alarm went off and I promptly fell asleep till 9am and was late for work. The irony (and please do knock me down if this is the wrong use of irony, as I know you will) is amusing.
Screw the Guardian's blog awards I won an Ubie for Sleaziest Weblog Commenter.
I award I believe has been a long time cumming. Boom Boom.
If you find you are not mature enough to finger paint yet, you could always go post a humorous comment in the comments tagbox on my webcam.
And by humours, I mean not really all that funny. Actually no humour at all. Although I bet those names took real work to come up with.
