- me
- What would you say my 3 key strengths are
- Simon
- You are so Jewish, crap with woman and you over analyse.
- me
- Jose, could you please correct [my idiot friend] Simon
- Jose
- You're not that Jewish, I've never known you go to synagogue or anything.
Sigh. I need to stop paying these people to be my friends. I don't think I'm getting the value for money I deserve. What happened to all the hero worship.
1. Francesca
I think most religions forbid icon worship…
2. Lori
You’d pay to be worshipped? I can do that! Here’s a taster… I’d say your three key strengths are your razor sharp wit, your dirty mind (well, it’s a strength in my book), and that dazzling smile.
Do I get the job? :)
3. Lyle
Well, It depends on the sort of job you’re offering, Lori. ;¬)
4. Lori
Professional sycophant. What did you think I meant, Lyle? ;)
5. zed
why do you pay people to be your friends ? it’s easier having none at all sometimes.
6. Destructor
You were kind of asking for it with a question like that! “Hey guys, how great am I? No, really, I wanna know.”
I’d say your three key strengths are your generosity, your prodigious intelligence (which includes your many skills, ergo all your wordly goods) and finally…..the fact that you’re mates with me. That’s gotta be number one, really.
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7. Adrian
Actually I was asking because I had to put it on a work document a few weeks ago when I was looking for a role.
8. Jose
Well I don’t know about Simon, but I don’t seem to have ever received any money, do you have a payroll dept I can get in touch with??
9. Destructor
Jose, I was under the impression you got paid in….er….other, uhm, ways.
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ps- I will not accept payment in this form.