I turn 33 in 3-1 days time.
Here are 3 things I've learnt in the last 33 years (give or take) about love†.
- Never say, "I love you" if you don't mean it ("I love your norks" is however accpetable).
- Stay in a relationship longer than you think you should. You know that first point where you just know it won't work and it needs to end. You're wrong. Don't argue, you know you are wrong too. Don't bail too soon.
- Get out of a relationship before it's too late. Don't just say in for the sake of anything, especially the children, the rent, the sex, or the fact they own a really great widescreen tv. It just makes it worse and harder when it finally is over. When it's over, end it.
† I'm no more qualified to talk about love than neo-romantic architecture of the late neo-romantic period. I don't even know what neo-romantic architecture would be. This value of my advice may go up or down.

1. Matt
IF you really think that saying “I love your norks” is acceptable, that may go some way to explaining your current troubles with finding a girl.
Of course, that may depend on the type of girl you’re trying to get.
And whether or not the girl has asked if you like her norks.