1. is the loneliest number
2. I build muscle pretty quickly. I don't know why or how.
3. 14159265
4. I'm very average. Almost perfectly average. I'm 5"9 (175cm), size 8 shoe, 38 regular. These are (pretty much) the exact average for men.
5. I'm the biggest in my immediate family being roughly 2-3 stone heavier than my dad, mom, and brother.
6. I once held hands with a girl in a movie. I didn't know the girl. She didn't know me. Neither of us said a word to each other. 3 months later she started at my school 5 years below me. (I was 16 she was 14)
7. I used to be called min-co at school for minimum co-ordination.
8. I used to be very fussy. Then I once ate great onion rings that turned out to be battered calamari. Now I eat virtually anything. Life's to short not to eat things.
9. I've jumped out of a plane by myself (static line - no tandem rubbish). The girl who jumped before me landed in power lines and lost her hand. Never pick a cheap jump school.
10. I've pretended to be female in online chat rooms (yeah yeah like you haven't done it). Never trust anyone in online chat rooms.
11. I used to keep a spare key glued to the inside of my car indicator light. I used to lock my keys in the car a lot.
12. I think most people think me being being argumentative is one of my worst traits. I think it's one of my best. I'm passionate and I've learnt more through arguments and discussions than anything else. I'd rather be passionate about things than acquiescent
13. My lottery numbers are 2-14-33-39-42-17, which are; my birth month, birth day, age, 3x13 & answer to life the universe and everything
14. My worst trait is actually jealousy. I would be a much nice person if I didn't get so jealous of everyone.
15. I had 5 major car accidents in the first two years of driving including writing off the same car (my first car, blue Honda) twice. I haven't had any major ones since them showing statistics do work.
16. I lost my virginity when I was 20. This puts me as an outlier for averages.
17. Is my favourite prime number.
18. I don't think I'm all that cool. I secretly want to be cool.
19. When I used to play roll playing games, I used to play female bards. I'm not sure why. I cant sing and I have no desire to be transgender.
20. I also pick female avatars in arcade (and now console) games. Especially fighting games. This isn't a theme. I'm fine with my sexuality really.
21. I write the opening to my wedding speech in my head when I am dating girls. I do this regardless of how likely it is that I might marry the girl, it just pops into my head exactly how my wedding speech would start. It's like a reflex. I don't share this with the girl. I've done this for every significant girl in my life.
22. I have sent presents to people I have never met.
23. I have bought lingerie for people I have never seen naked.
24. I remember phone numbers by breaking them down into mathematical formulas. For example my phone number is South Africa was 888-3248 which I remembered as 3 eights, 4 eights, 6 eights. (That's not my actual number so don't bother trying to ring my folks)
25. I start talking to myself when I spend too much time alone. And in silly voices. I'm probably not that far from the crazy tree when I spend too much time in my own company.
26. I've injured myself at least twice looking at girls (pulled neck muscles, got hit by a boom)
27. I see no reason for men to ever wear white (under)pants.
28. I kicked a tree once when I was upset over a girl and dislocated my baby toe.
29. I've had my eyebrows waxed (not called monobrow sevitz for nothing). Boy does it hurt. How anyone waxes anything more sensitive .....)
30. My best features are probably my butt, my upper arms and my shoulders. IMO. I'm not sure of other peoples opinions.
31. A lot of what I do is based around a need and desire to prove myself to others.
32. When I saw Dirty Dancing I had fantasies of meeting a girl that way. Yet to happen. I can't dance.
33. I was born 33 years ago today^†.

^† A couple of Saints where apparently martyred on this day, thereafter forever fucking up my chances of getting a restaurant booking on my birthday.