About 3.8% of this article actually happened.
I always wondered how come each week in this feature the person always seemed to score fantastically well.
Now I know.
The word I'm looking for here is "fabrication."
You sweet bitter friend.You're a joy in the mornings.
So hot and steamy.
set dateTime = TimeOfDate;
set flirtingPrior = math.average(flirting->time(firstContact), flirting->time(dateTime))
set flirtingNow = flirting->time(now)
when time(now) > time(dateTime) do
{
if (flirtingNow > flirtingPrior)
{
Dates++;
}
else
{
Dates = null;
}
}
Google and eBay have seen fit to sully the good nature and reputation of my webcam.
I might never recover from this. And considering what I think is coming in Tuesday's paper, couldn't have come at a worse time.
