Me @ 19h28And people wonder why I don't bother reading the Da Vinci Code: The Dan Brown code
Not me @ 20h11Apparently some people liked it. At least they read it and made their own mind up...
Me @ 20h36That would imply one should read everything then. Unfortunately I don't have time to read everything in existence, so it's entirely acceptable to base ones decisions on valued advice, good reviews or detailed analyse. In this case the detailed analysis says DB can't write for anything. Reading the quotes from the book was more than enough to know that the worst book in my flat is far more readable.
Not me @ 20h42For every bad review there are as many, if not more, positive reviews. Apparently it sold "rather well".
Read it, make your own mind up and only then is your view of any interest to anyone else
Me @ 21h41Popularist does not mean good. The spice girls also sold rather well. That doesn't make them a good band only a popular band.
Why read something I've pretty certain I will find grating. I'm still able to hold a valid opinion based in depth studies of others. Not everything requires 1st hand experience to understand. I can evaluate that I probably would enjoy cocaine without having to try it.
Not me @ 22h12If the Spice Girls had been considered bad would people have bought their records? No. I guess if you thought they were bad yet they were popular that makes you the minority so maybe you're not the right person to be judging - or are you calling everyone else odd?
Why not try it and then people might give your opinion some value? At least your reviewer of DB's book read it - why don't you read it too and see if you agree rather than simply agreeing with him because he says what you think he ought to say based on your virtual assessment?
For someone that rates themselves as so scientific you're suprisingly partisan...it sounds like you make conclusions before conducting the experiment - hardly an open minded approach...
Me @ 22h27In 30 years time the spice girls will not sell music. The Beatles and Mozart still will. Popular is not the same as good. Sometimes good things are popular. But sometimes things that have no artistic value are just popular. That doesn't mean they were good. I'm not calling everyone else odd, I'm just drawing a distinction between the quality of the art and what is popular. People often assume just because something is popular it's actually good. It's not. They are independent of each other and often driven by curious anthropological and behavioural patterns in how our societies interact. The reverse has happened too where great artists have not been recognised as great until years after they have died.
If you could explain what value reading the book has, except to be able to say "See I told you it would be shit" I would read it. But I'm not going to read it just to prove that it was exactly what I expected.
The reviewer didn't just say the book was shit. He explained why the book was shit, and gave direct examples. Those examples stood out very clearly as to how appalling the writing was, and has been reflected by many other peoples who I know and who's opinion on writing I do value. I'm not making conlusions before conducting the experiment, I have researched the item being experimented on, my research says it's shit. Not people just saying "I didn't like it", but people saying "I found it an okay read, but the writing was awful, and this is why" and people saying "I have found it the worst travesty against literature, and this is why".
Are you saying you never read a movie review, or a restaurant review and think "Right I'l skip that". Or do you try everything for yourself?
Not me @ 22h51There is more music out that there that is more about popular value (after all the vast majority of music is judged by popular value - how many people buy it) than artistic value - it doesn't have to be artistically value to be "good". Sounds like your suffering a bout of some special form superiority complex where you only value music of Artist value - what a inhibited life you must lead.
A critics job/purpose/desire to is qualify their dislike - in most things in life it's easier to be critical and pick holes. When people like something they normally don't feel the need to qualify it the nth degree of detail. You're just being overawed by detail (because that's the way you operate too - you're always the one analysing a film before you've even walked out the door) and even if we found a positive review that had that critic's level of detail you wouldn't agree because you're you and that's what you like to do.
I have read the book - as have most people I know. It's a good read for someone who's not a critic or pedant or both but simply wants a good read. The fact remains that if it had been crap & had no 'value' - artist or otherwise - no one would have bought it & read it - there's always someone who wants to look for the dark side of life. You're basically setting yourself up to be an critic based on other peoples opinions since all you can ever say is it's bad because XX said so. Agreed there's actually no point in you reading it because your mind was made up long ago (based on the critics you've found!) and you're probably incapable of enjoying without feeling somewhat foolish...
Me @ 23h18I never said I valued music (or art) solely based on artistic value. I watch and read and appreciated plenty of crap. I enjoyed 'Ice Age 2', but I wouldn't try convince anyone it was art, or even a good movie, or even a good children's movie. I was drawing the distinction between artistic value and something that is merely popular. The two are different things. They can intersect and do, but to they are not the same thing.
I have not read one critics opinion on the book, but rather the opinion of ordinary people like me. I'm not overawed by the detail, in any such fashion. The detail just serves to differentiate the opinion of the giver from a simple "I didn't like it". When I listen to Mark Kermodes movie podcast, I don't always agree with him, but I understand why he thinks a movie was good or bad. This allows me to make up my mind on whether I still want to see the movie or not. Not because a reviewer told me what to do, but because he allows me to understand weather that movie will be something I will enjoy or not. Even when someone says "I liked it" and you proceed to read a book or see a movie on the basis of that, you are drawing detail, which is "Does this persons taste reflect my own, have their past recommendations come off". Without detail you're winking in the dark, and I would just be reading the book because it is popular. And since I don't know all those people who have read the book, that in itself, does not give me any detail of if I will find the book good or not.
If you are suggesting the book would not be a good read for a pedant, you are implying something is flawed in it already. And one can be neither a pedant nor a critic to find the book poorly written. I once again say the book can be both crap and popular. It can also be good and popular. The two values do not have to have a linkage.
I'm not setting myself up to be a critic at all. I'm not reading a book based on other peoples opinions. You are suggesting I read the book based on other peoples opinions (both yours and the masses who bought it). Their is no difference here, accept your belief that the positive opinions count somewhat more than the negative, which I fail to understand.
I'm perfectly capable of enjoying the book if it's good. I have little faith it is.

1. Simon
The fact remains that if it had been crap & had no ‘value’ - artist or otherwise - no one would have bought it & read it
Not sure I agree with that statement, there’s plenty of crap that people consume
Elton John’s updated version of Candle in the Wind is dreadful and ruins the original which was marvellous yet it sold gazillions. Yes, it was raising money for charity and that was the ‘value’ but it was still shit and I’m willing to bet that no-one still listens to it.
Star Wars Episode One - awful, made $1 billion at the box office and dvd sales rental. I don’t know a single person who could find any redeeming qualities in it at all. The only value was that people were hoping it would be good.
The final Harry Potter book could be an utter bunch of tripe but it will still be the biggest selling book of the decade not because it’s good but because people will want to see how it ends and that’s the value, not the fact that it’s good.
I did read the Da Vinci Code and the other Dan Brown books, mainly because I couldn’t believe that they could all be that bad.
Turns out they were. Save yourself the bother and avoid them like the plague, I’d rather rub chillis into my eyes that read another Dan Brown ‘novel’.
2. razorhead
are you conflating goodness and notional quality with simply ‘fashionable’?
I get annoyed when people attack books like this. It gave a lot of people a lot of pleasure. People who don’t normally read books managed to plow through a couple of hundred pages containing some reasonably grown up words and may have learnt /something/ factual amongst all the fiction.
I didn’t enjoy it myself, but then I can’t stand Tolkien, Chaucer or Barbara Cartland.
Skepticism would have you disregard all reviews, solipsism would tell you that they don’t exist outside of your mind and common sense would tell you that you probably wouldn’t enjoy the book.
3. Adrian
I’m not conflating the terms at all. I’m distinctly trying to show they are different things. The comments in red are mine. The comments in white are not.
I have no problem with people liking the book. I think that things that get people reading are good things.
But that doesn’t make DB a good author. Just an accessible one or a popular (or fashionable) one. That doesn’t mean anything beyond me saying that it doesn’t mean that DB is good. It doesn’t mean he’s not, but his book sales and bank balance don’t make him good.
The Sun is popular. That doesn’t make it a good news paper or well written, just popular and accessible. The Daily Mail is popular too. I would argue it’s actually bad.
All I’m saying is that based on what I know, I don’t think DB is all that good, and I may as well skip it and read stuff I already have sitting next to my bed that I will enjoy or that I might struggle through but is good (Guns Germs and Steel) For example
4. Matt
I actually thought The DaVinci Code was alright. It wasn’t the best book I’ve ever read, not by a long shot, but it was a decent yarn. Angels and Demons was better, but only because it was more fantastical.
In neither case did I give the grammatical errors more attention than the story. Grammatical errors and poor conjugation don’t ruin a book, a bad story does. Dan Brown writes good stories, that much I know, from reading them. Whether or not he writes these good stories badly or not is up for debate.
I agree with almost every point in that “The Dan Brown Code” link, but at no point does the article attempt to make any critical analysis of Mr. Brown’s storytelling abilities, and it is there that the article falls on it’s ass.
5. Adrian
Actually I disagree. A good story teller can tell a dull story and make it interesting. Telling stories is about two things
All good authors do both. Some do one so well that the other doesn’t matter. Some do neither.
Think of it as carpentry. Carpentry needs you to both have a good visual in your head of the item you are making (that would be the story) as well as the ability with the tools you use (that would be the story telling). If you are great at both the end result is incredible and great. If you are average at both you can still do good work.
But if you really really really suck at one, then it totally diminishes any talents you have in the other.
Execution counts as much as ideas. Buisness is a good example of how great ideas with poor execution lands you up with a failure. But then in business popularity doesn’t count.
6. Matt
All good authors do both. Some do one so well that the other doesn’t matter.
You’ve just made my argument for me.
7. Adrian
If there was even a vague relation between the ridiculously story telling in the movie and the book I would struggle to believe that DB is a good story teller. Even if he is good, good enough to compensate for his ability to write so badly? I don’t get the feeling he is.
But then you thought Otherland was ‘stupendously brilliant’ where I wouldn’t push it past “Ok enough”. Which means I think we have different standards on what qualifies an author as really really good.
8. Matt
As you and I both know, movie adaptations are rarely even close to being as good as the book they originated from. I doubt the Da Vinci Code is any different.
You say different standards, I say different opinions. I liked the story in The Da Vinci Code (the book). I haven’t seen the movie, so I can’t comment on the storytelling in it.
One of the reasons I value you as a friend (and by extension, why I like your blog), is there can be great debates with you at times. The only problem is that a lot of the time, you find it totally impossible to see anyone’s point of view apart from your own as being valid. I did, indeed think Otherland was stupendously brilliant. And you thought it was merely “Ok enough”. That doesn’t mean either of us is right, or wrong. I said as much in the post you link to (and the comments therein).
You say different standards, I say different opinions. Neither is right, and neither is wrong, neither is of a higher standard than the other. They are merely different.
9. nrgza
Surely it’s obvious Ade, that you can’t really go around slagging Dan Brown or TDC off if you haven’t read the book? Simple common sense really.
The movie was pretty bad. The book was pretty gripping, actually. Read Angels and Demons rather anyway.
10. Adrian
I wasn’t going around doing anything. I was explaining my reason for not reading the book.
11. Destructor
You do rather seem to give more weight to the reviews that support your prejudices than you do to the ones that don’t.
I think comparing music and films to novels is risky because when you experience music and films you are essentially passive, what you experience is more or less what the creator wants you to experience. Reading is interactive, what you experience is a melding of the words with your imagination- the author’s job is to write well enough to be able to spark off that melding successfully- which is seems Dan Brown has done (esp considering the dry subject matter) for a great many people.
I read The Da Vinci Code (I think it is now part of pop culture, I’d be remiss to simply ignore it- besides, it only takes a few hours to read), and yes it’s trashy and it’s essentially a series of scenes in which the characters run from one place to another, stopping to recite from ‘Holy Blood, Holy Grail’ every now and then. But you know what? Like most trashy novels, it’s gripping. Every chapter is a cliffhanger. You want to put it down and go to sleep, but you find that you can’t. This is what trashy novels are for, this is why they’re good.
Now you’ve defended trashy movies to me countless times. You spent more money on Domino than it would cost to buy this book (and you hardly need to buy it, pretty much every house on the planet has a copy lying under the sofa). And yes, I think TDVC, as trashy as it is, has actually contributed more to popular culture and critical thinking about religion than Ice Age 2.
12. Gordon
From a different angle then.
Do you (everyone, not just Adrian) pursue every idea, every thought, every potential project?
No. You don’t. You think about them, maybe do a little research (if the idea warrants it) and then decide whether, or not, to go ahead.
In business land you’d need to qualify your reasons (for either, sometimes) with a business case, stating why the idea should, or shouldn’t, go ahead.
At the weekend my wife and I discussed changes to the garden. We talked them over, did a little research and decided not to do it.
We can’t ALL try EVERYTHING, so there HAS to be a point where we put our trust in other people’s opinions. I think that’s what Adrian is saying here (roughly).
It’s not really about whether the book is, in YOUR opinion, good or bad. It’s about why someone people haven’t read it, but others have.
Me? Read it, liked it, preferred Angels & Demons. But then I read any old guff, so don’t go by what I said…
13. Adrian
Destructor, I’m happy to give up 2 hours of my life to crappy movies and TV. I’m more critical on crappy books. I still resent the time His Dark Materials absorbed. And from what I understand is Pullman is better than Brown.
I’ve also never lectured anyone about not seeing Ice Age or Domino and never claimed it was anything more than rubbish I enjoyed. I never in any seriousness claimed to actually be good or anything.
Gordon, spot on. Exactly. 100%.
14. Dragon
Episode 1:
The 3-way lightsaber fight at the end rocked.Angels & Demons, definitely better than TDVC. TDVC is badly written, unoriginal, overrated piece of crap with dull characters, tedious exposition and my copy was obviously missing the “keep you up at night” cliffhangers.
Why did it sell? My opinion is this: there’s a disclaimer at the beginning of the book that says “All descriptions of artwork, architecture, documents, and secret rituals in this novel are accurate” which, through miscomprehension, got people to believe that the fictional conspiracy theories were also true. This is how I first heard about the book - people telling me about this new conspiracy theory about the church that was, allegedly, true.
Then there was the incessant marketing campaign and promotions including documentaries and “investigations” on Channel 4, Sky and others. It pervaded the public consciousness in such a ubiquitous fashion that people had heard about it and then went out and read it. Successful Marketing: 1 - Undiscerning Public: 0.
As far as any initiation of debate goes, it was nothing different to Scorsese’s highly controversial “Last Temptation of Christ”. Or, for that matter, Kevin Smith’s “Dogma”. TDVC was considerably more popular but nowhere near as good. Or worthwhile.