I'm 32 today.
Meh.
I'm sure I thought way back when by now I would have a girl and rocket powered jetpack.
At least give me the frigging jetpack.
This year better fracking improve. It sure as hell would have to do something special to go down hill.
Oh yeah happy valentines day to you all to. Bah. Stupid day.

1. Matt
Happy fracking 2^5th birthday dude.
Oh and err… rocket-powered jetpack? Rocket-pack maybe, Jet-pack definitely, but like… Are you sure?
2. jen
happy birthday adrian! hope everyone is nice to you. big smooches J
3. Sausage
Hey, Tried to call you on Skype, Where are you, wanted to wish you a Happy Happy with Lots and Lots of Kisses, Love Sausage
4. TSP
Happy Birthday, punk :)
5. Jack
Happy birthday!
I don’t have a jetpack, but I do have some special astronaut type dinner-in-a-pills you could have.
Actually, they may not be strictly nutritional but they’d certainly cheer you up…
6. Destructor
It sure as hell would have to do something special to go down hill.
You just had to tempt the universe, didn’t you? I hope you dived to touch some wood after saying that. Anyway, Happy Birthday. Or, Birthday, anyway.
7. QE
Happy Birthday, or as best you can make of it. All the best for the rest of the year.
8. The B
If just a birthday, then Happy Rest of the Year.
9. Daisy
Yeah, same here. The “please God, can we see some light at the end of this tunnel” bit, not the jetpack.
Happy Birlentine’s Day :-)
10. Roger
Happy Birthday!
11. Stuart
Happy birthday, mate!
12. Calista
Happy Birthday! I hope the rest of the year is splendid and fabulous :-)
13. Sara
Happy Birthday!
14. Coops
Happy Birthday Sev… ain’t spoken for a while - but looking forward to this saturday though…see ya then
15. Lisa
Happy birthday!! May Natalie Portman arrive at your door in a wet t-shirt.
I can’t believe I just wrote that. Ewww.