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1 New message. Unread. From dating website.
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>> Subject: You have an unread message from An______7.
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Hello dear stranger!
How are you? I read your profile, and I have decided to write to you!!!!! If my profile to you it is interesting, please write to me back!!!!! My name Anna and I'm 29 years old! The greater information you may learn having read my profile! I hope that have interested you and you write to me soon! I with impatience shall wait for your letter and I hope that we may more learn each other! I think that it will be better if you write to me on e mail kr____(at) gmail (dot) com! And I also shall send you my photos! I really hope that you write to me!
I with impatience shall wait for your letter!Anna.
Oh Anna. Where that you were real. I could say to you "I think you should learn better written grammar. In my house I am the one with the bad spelling and shitty written grammar. I with impatience shall wait for your letter written in English English not Russian English
No insult to Russians intended
The lovely, if faker than a pair of norks on a Californian beach, Anna's profile.
An______7, 29, Sales, El Paso Lovely girl looking lonely heart!!!I am...
Sexy, Gentle, lovely, sweet, honestI like...
Cooking, camping, sports, cinema, flowersMore about me
Hello, a lonely heart! My name is Anna! I am a dark blonde with brown eyes and nice shapes who belives in true love and deep feelings between a woman and a man. I am dreamful girl and I adore romantic things. My hobbies are cooking (and i must confess that i can do many delicious things), dancing, I mean belly-dancing, then I like growing nice domestic plants. I am going to become a really caring and tender wife. My dream is to create a friendly and happy family, I know that I will do my best to make this dream come true!What I`m Looking For
I search for the man of the dream! Which would love me all life and I same answered him! Who is ready for the sake of me on all! And in the answer I shall give too love, caress, tenderness and happiness!
Over the last few years of being single, I have signed up to the odd dating website or two. Whilst I don't currently subscribe to any, my profile is still on them. Occasionally I get a genuine email from a girl. Occasionally as in never. I do get the a few email from Russian scam artists. Russian as in somewhere east of here. I've become quite adapt at spotting them. I mean a Russian bridge is all good and well, but I believe in this instance they take your money and don' actually give you a bridge. And by bridge I mean bride.
1. zing
my friend had a band and one of the lyrics he came up with was
‘hanging round children’s crèches looking for love in all the wrong places’
I think he’s in jail now.
2. ella
i hate over punctuation. !!!! is not necessary.
3. leslie swank
I love giving them one of my fantacies, then when the scammer gives one back, I just know she/he is nawing on the words………………..