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You’re fucking obssessed! I’d bet you’d do Martha Logan given half a chance too.

And who the hell is Dartainian? (From your current random pic, Pic 10, Set 29, Jul 2001)

I didn’t mean obssessed with the series - just the whole Chloe thing. Never mind.

And I know that’s you in the picture! It was simply a poke about the reference. I’m pretty sure you meant D’Artagnan considering the reference to musketeers. Still, it’s only a name and spelling doesn’t matter, eh Andrew?

And by the way - how predictable was it that… oh wait, spoilers in comments can still be seen!

I vehemently object to all negative references to my soul patch in the above post, and point out that soul patches do, in fact, kick ass. Jack Black has one, Q.E.D.

Might I also add that I was as vague as I could possibly be in my spoiler (so much so that it shouldn’t have spoiled anything, I didn’t mention any names even).

I am glad, however, that despite “minor predictive text and capitalisation fixes”, the Sevitz typos still made it through. My favourite one is “Jack still kick his looser arse”, which implies that Tony’s arse is more loose than Jack’s, which further implies that 24 is in fact some kind of gay porn, and Tony is on poppers.

D’Artagnan? I’ve always thought of you more as the Queen of Spain.

Jack Black has a soul patch, and Jack Black kicks ass, therefore soul patches kick ass, Q.E.D.

And err… Revolution? What revolution?

Chloe, I quite like however she is not an actress, i think she’s a real person as evidenced by her appearance in Little Miss Sunshine. Although she was called Pageant Assistant Pam in the film, clearly she was undercover in some guise though not in terms of face, voice, intonation or nothing.

Having said that, feel free to disagree, I’m sitting here with the most giant spot I’ve ever had on my face covered in salted toothpaste (apparently it works)….

In all seriousness, I was extremely upset by the death of Soul Patch Tony- not so much that he died, but that his character, which used to be an essential part of 24, was completely forgotten literally (as in, quite literally) two seconds after he died. I know it’s a fast moving show and they’re used to having friends die at CTU, but Christ, the show spent like two episodes mourning Fat Fuck Edgar who everyone hated, and an entire season mourning David Palmer, and they couldn’t throw even a little reference to Soul Patch Tony into a later ep, say, on one of the dozen occasions Jack was talking to Robocop?

“Oh, by the way, the guy you killed? Soul Patch Tony was his name. He saved my life like six times. You’re gonna fuckin’ die!!!”

I think Soul Patch Tony deserved that much.

Seeing as Dan has no consideration for spoilers in the side bar, I will feel free to discuss this openly. Perhaps.

I did think SPT was going to recover to be honest - it was only an injection for crying out loud. I’m also pretty sure that Jack did keep going on about it but not wanting to exclude Michelle, only talked about his friends being killed. I was more concerned that we didn’t find out whether Martha Logan’s assistant and her kid were killed by Robocop or not. Also, what the hell happened to David Palmer’s brother?

re: soul patches. Tony’s soul patch, while distracting, was way better than that thing growing on C Thomas Howell’s face.

As I’ve discussed before on TR, Jack goes from being dead to running around like nothing’s happened in Season 2. Seems to happen quite a lot. Daniel Craig’s James Bond could learn a thing or two from Jack - get’s his balls tickled a little and then has to have a lie down for months on end. Wuss!

My favourite Bauer move is ‘pressing the wound’. It’s sounds like some playground euphemism but me and flatmate would shout ‘PRESS THE WOUND, PRESS THE WOUND’ whenever he was kicking ass or doing some grimy torture; especially when he shot Robocop’s wife in the leg.

What a legend - I reckon he’s harder than Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell.

I have to defend Jack Black. Yes he was in The Holiday, but does he ever look that impressed? And does he ever snog Kate Winslet? NO he doesn’t, he just blags a free holiday. I agree it’s a bad movie but damn it, Jack Black was VERY shaggable. And had a scene with Dustin Hoffman!

Sam Fisher was voiced by the guy who could make people’s heads explode just by thinking about it so to be fair, it’s going to be a tough call.

Chloe? REALLY?

Bring back Nina!!

And you love us soul path brothers alone Sevitz. We’ll hunt you down, and get all Bauer on your lily white ass!

First 4 hours of day Day 6 leaked over the weekend. I think the mole is in CTU. Chloe is checking the bittorrent firewall logs and transferring it to my screen, and Jack is leading a groundunit against my house.

It’s absolute quality and CTU’s hiring policy is following Dr House’s example of employing a bit of eye candy to keep the office looking good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadia_Yassir

Jack Bauer James Bond Jack Black

Anyone see a pattern here?

I agree they should have said what happened to the assistant.

Uhm, what?!? Dude, she’s dead. Henderson shot two paramedics just for being in the same room with her. She’s dead, dead as dillinger, dead as the dodo, dead as a dead squirrel on a road after ten dead days of getting run over- dead. No way is she alive. Is any of this getting through to you? Henderson waggling his eyebrows at the screen whilst saying: “She gave up his location.” was the big clue for me. Just goes to show, kids: If your mom is bleeding out on the floor, never dial 911.

i think chloe’s great - her attitude to others makes me laugh. i was sad to see michelle go and then SPT - he should have stayed on longer, and how many bloody lives does JB have ? jack’s da man - but what a crap ending …. shipped off to shanghai of all places.

i’m in season 6 - jack’s going to have something to eat, have a slash and then marry me.

adrain, he doesn’t count. now jack, well.

but seriously - have ever seen him have a pee ?

Well, Jack’s only onscreen about a third of the time, there’s plenty of time for peeing and eating when we’re uh, following Chloe’s uber-boring office politics B-story- just because the camera doesn’t go splitscreen whenever he goes to the john doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened.

I think next year they will pop into Soul Patch Tony’s grave for a few seconds, just to see how he’s doing. It will just be a black screen with the counter going.

i’d like one of chloe’s zapper thingies. the scene where she kept zapping the guy in the motel each time he came around had me in stitches. it would be really useful to use on my kids.

soul patch tony is dead. we’ll never hear from him again.

soul patch tony is dead. we’ll never hear from him again.

Oh yeah? I told you Tony was God.

if that makes tony god, what on earth is jack ?

A guy who can’t die because he has signed on for three more seasons?

there are three more seasons ? tell me it’s true. season 6 started in the states last night … there are going to be two more ?

life is good.

Jack Bauer - Kill Count

Random Jack Bauer Fact: Top One Hundred Facts

“When Christopher Henderson tried to shoot Jack, his gun was, in fact, loaded. The bullets were just too scared to come out.”

Bwhahaha! That site is brilliant! I love it! Watch his killcount go up season by season. And then he kills someone with a Palm Treo! Only Jack Bauer, eh? I love that they have little videos of each kill. In revenge for the death of Soul Patch Tony, I am now going to watch Bauer kill Henderson over and over.

What. The. Fuck.