I'm going to friends of the family tonight for Pesach (Chag Semeach, Gud Yom Tov, etc etc), and as I was brought up right, I went to get some flowers to take with. However all the prearranged flowers were rubbish (see below). They were too colourful, too many different flowers, too blah. They all looked like motorway services "shit I'm in the dog box" flowers.
So I went inside the florist and in about 3 minutes had got them to do the arrangement above. All the selection was mine. Surely straight guys can't do flowers this well. I have no style or sense in anything else.
I'm wasted being single.