I have these pictures on my phone. I don't know where they came from. I don't know how they got on my phone. I do know they weren't on my phone when I bought it.
Who the hell are they? And please god not the puppies. Puppies are one step away from cats and that's a slippery slope straight to the devils bosom. Although puppies are another word for bosom ... no no stop.


1. Tyrannize
I love dogs, and puppies, and bosom’s.
2. graybo
Don’t fancy yours…
3. Lisa
Puppies are so not like cats. You take that back right now!! (and those ain’t puppies - they’re fully grown Labs…hmph.)
4. Gordon
I’m with Lisa. hmph indeed sir!
5. matthew
The girls look Irish-ish (and there’s a Guinness sign in the background, but that doesn’t really mean anything), might that one have been from your recent-ish trips to Ireland? I dunno.
And yes, they are not puppies.
6. Adrian
That’s just a very small table they are next to creating the illusion they are not puppies.
Unless we are still talking about bosoms….
7. Destructor
They’re alluding to the fact they’re not puppies?
8. razorhead
go out for a drink and end up with a couple of dogs.
9. Destructor
Miaow!
10. annie
When are you going to let us know about this mysterious project? Can’t wait much longer you know.
11. Stuart
You really need to cut down on the booze.
Maybe.
12. Gert
I recognise the brunette.
13. Adrian
Well, who is she? And how did she get on my phone?
Please, pray tell.
14. marl
Hey those are my dogs, Lester and Cyril (at the annual Superdog look-a-like competition)!!! How the hell did you get them?
15. Gert
If I knew who she was I’d tell you. A familiar face. Maybe she works in my building. Or lives near me. I dunno. I’ve never spoken to her. But she’s definitely Irish (or of Irish descent).
The stools are on the table so it’s closing time. They’re dressed for summer so either it is not recent, or it’s in a Plastic Pady pub somewhere hot. Or it’s one of those pubs where they blast the heating out.
16. Adrian
The picture has been on my phone for a while, and I got my phone in June last year, so it’s quite likely to be summer.
If you see her again, ask her what she is doing on my phone please. Thanks. Much obliged. :)