The day after Boy Blew It
- mate
- Hi, Hi there. You having a good evening?
- girl
- Yeah not to bad, yourself?
- mate
- Pretty good. Where abouts you from? Up north?
- girl
- No local. Why would you think that?
- mate
- No reason (doesn't say anything to do with your hair which is very very blonde)
- girl
- How about you guys?
- mate
- I'm from Nottingham, and he's from South Africa
- me
- Hi
- mate
- What's your name?
- girl
- Kimberly
- mate
- That's a nice South African name.
- girl
- What's it got to do with South Africa
- me
- It's got a big hole.
After that the conversation dwindled rapidly, and she moved on. I dunno, apparently something I said.
1. Chris
Clearly, you have some kind of special talent for sticking your foot in your mouth. Maybe you should write a book called “What Not To Say”, or something.
2. pixeldiva
Ahhhhhhahaha hahahahahahaha hhahahahahahahahaha!
That’s an absolute and utter classic.
You are a true genius.
3. Araxie
She was obviously lacking both intelligence and a sense of humor. How can you not be at least somewhat curious about a statement like that?
4. stelios
so funny reminds me: 2000, ios, greece, camping, blonde girl arrives in tent for some wine … -and where are you from (friend) -denmark (blonde) -great (friend) -why? (blonde) -ehm, i like the team (friend, of course)
5. Rob
Hah, that’s awesome.
6. Francesca
So when someone actually laughs at that rather than the conversation degenerating rapidly, you’ll know that she’s the one :)
7. Gordon
Ohh that’s priceless.
You look like a hole…
Brilliant, that’s quite a talent you have there.
8. Adrian
Actually it was more “You have a big hole” … which is slightly (ever so) ruder.
And yes, not picking up girls is one of my talents. Years of perfecting it.
9. Tyrannize
Ho Ho Ho - 11 Points there my son. Top drawer stuff. Will add that alongside my “I just shat in my pants - do you mind if I climb into yours” - pickup line.
10. Sevitz's Stalker
Ha ha ha ha! Classic!
I’m not sure what’s better - “It’s got a big hole” or “You’re very blond, you must be Northern!”
11. Destructor
I ah … don’t get it? Please explain.
12. Adrian
Go ask girls about the size of their hole and see how they react.
13. razorhead
oh
my
god
14. Destructor
I’m sorry, I still don’t get it. Why did you say what you said? What DOES Kimberly have to do with South Africa?
15. Rob
Click the link at the end, Destructor…
16. Lori
That is pure genius! I’m sure I would have laughed… not at you though, obviously.
17. Stuart
That’s quite a talent you have.
18. jane
Oh, bless you!
19. Destructor
Ah! All is revealed.
That is, in fact, hilarious.