Look, I know I have hard times dealing with a breakup, we all do. I know sometimes I don't deal with rejection as well as I should, but I do deal.
David Phillips on the other hand, he has real issues.
[Update - Follow up article the following week] - interesting all the comments published are from girls, and some girls still don't think he is a loser. Go figure.
What bothers outright disturbs me about this article is
- You met in a Marks & Spencer. You're kidding right? Seriously this shit happens in real life? No way. Food Court or Clothes? What section? Loser.
- You said "love at first sight". You should be taken out into the street and beaten. Loser.
- £7000 fricking pounds on a wedding ring. You're flipping kidding. No ways. I don't believe wedding rings should cost the same as a car. Maybe they do, but until someone tells me otherwise I can't see £7000 on a wedding ring as money well spent. Loser.
- Your relationship had some minor problems? Maybe not if she dumped your ass. Maybe they were major problems. Maybe like you were a loser.
- You use the word "toerag". You should be taken into the street and lynched. Loser.
- So you weren't spending any time with your ex, you were working till all hours, and you didn't notice the breakup coming, yet you think the new guy is going not stay around for hugs and kisses? Maybe we're not looking close enough to home. Maybe your ex just wants the new guy for hot sweaty screaming monkey sex, cause like he is around more. Loser.
- You're a bloke. Don't say things like "sick around for hugs and kisses". Next you'll be sending texts with xxxx at the end. You should be dragged out into the street and beaten. Loser.
- You'd pay 1500 smackaroonies to have some girl seduce the bloke going out with your ex. Beside the fact £1500 would say be better served I don't know, going to a charity for battered women, or what not, that's an inordinate waste of money to make two people more miserable. Mate you have deep deep issues. Loser.
- You had 25 offers of dates and you turned them down. Major loser.
- You still love your ex eh? Writing. Wall. On. Maybe she doesn't love you because not only are you majorly psychotic, but you're a Loser.
- You want her to be happy? And you think that ruining her current relationship is the way to do it? You think the new guy can't make her happy do you? You arrogant little Loser.
Notwithstanding you look like a loser, and quite frankly a slap around the head wouldn't do you any harm. I'll also assume the fact you are Canadian is no reflection on your fellow country people all of whom I have met seem not to be losers.
Additional things that disturb me about this is that 25 fucking women asked you to go on a date. You see this is what is so seriously wrong with dating today. A bloke acts like a complete psychotic loser, yet 25 women want to go on a date with him? What the fuck? And all these years I've been trying to keep my psychoticness under wraps? What is about you women, that seem to be attracted to complete losers? Or is that he seems minted?
No wonder it's so frigging hard to get a decent date.
1. Gordon
“Or is that he seems minted?”
Head of hammer, meet nail.
(and before all you wummin jump on MY head, I’m not generalising but I do think that the 25 women in question got as far as “he spent £7000 on an engagement ring” and skipped to the “contact him for a date” section).
2. stroppycow
I am with GOrdon on that, they read the article and thought loaded loser, lets fleece him.
3. Destructor
Ah, this story really warms my cockles. Psychopathic ex-obsession. Nothing says ‘I want you back’ like hiring a honeytrap to seduce your ex’s new beau. I can’t imagine how it won’t all work out.
“See how easily he strayed, honey? By the way: I can only afford a £5500 engagement ring, now.”
Strong foundations for a fantastic marriage, right there.
4. Em
What a total fcukwitt! Does he not realised by doing that the woman may see her new bloke as a complete pratt, but it’s less likely to make the orginal bloke more endearing for fcuking with her life.
It’s hard enough for someone to say to their partner that they don’t want to be with them anymore, and then even harder to move on, but for an ex to do something like that? again fcukwitt.
25 women? I think he’s exagerating… perhaps he thinks 25 women want to date him. I’m sure if they found out that’s what he plans to do, it will be into the minus figures.
5. Destructor
Oh, I completely believe the 25 women thing (he did post his video on a dating site, after all). Timothy McVeigh got an enormous amount of women writing to him in prison, asking for his sperm, so they could bear his child.
6. zed
what a prat.
7. beth
I…don’t even know where to start commenting. And Adrian? I know a lot of nice girls. Of course they all live in Canada or the States, but what’s 5,000 miles between friends?
8. Araxie
I like your logic- reminds me of the Dayenu readings and songs on Passover, though I doubt that would fly.
“…brought us out of Egypt! Loser.”
I wonder if she gave the ring back?
9. Coop
For once Ade, I think I agree with you. This guy is a dick.
You forgot to mention the fact that he agreed to put his sad sad story in a newspaper. Loser.
And the fact that he probably hasn’t got many mates. Loser. First thing your mates do after your misses dumps you is take you to a strip club. Then get you legless. Then make you realise that she was hoe, and the other blokes is a loser.
What would have been a better idea would be to spend £1500 on getting the boyfriend done over. Might not get the girl back, but it certainly make me feel better.
10. Princess of Darkness
LOLLERSKATES
Sevitz, you appear to be channelling; this is not your normal controlled tone. I like it!
p.s. xxxx HA HA HA HA!!!!
11. Daisy
Not only did he have his photo and story in the newspaper, it was the “free ‘cos nobody would pay for crap like this” Metro ffs.
12. Raspil
that’s just gross. yeah, he loves her. that’s obvious.
13. Lori
I agree with every bullet point, Adrian. What a loser.