
It was a most typical (on so many levels) most excellent most legendary sevitzdotcom bash.
You wish you were there.
Party Stats
- Attendance: 83 people (including 12 bloggers, 2 Parents, 1 Brother, 2 Ex's)
- Fights: 0 (despite the best effort of the Welsh)
- Flaming Sambuca Injuries: 2 (the best effort of the Welsh)
- Nationalities: 12 (South African, New Zealand, Australia, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, England, Israel, Canada, USA, Sweden, France)
- Non Londoners: 13 people (Notching up 2600 miles travelled to attend)
- Non UK: 8 people (Notching up 50000 miles travelled to attend)
- Final bar tab: £1830
- Final cake status: Blue screen of death eaten. Keyboard rearranged to form rude words
- Number of DJs: 3 (2 in person, 1 virtual)
- Music rating: Top (People danced man, they danced)
- Number of laptops: 3 (and a portable hard drive)
- Number of shots I avoided doing: 81
- Number of shots I was forced to do: 2 (1 tequila, 1 whiskey)
- Number of times I spewed: Once - tactical (Improvement from last year)
- Number of different girls people thought I was dating: 4-6
- Known snogs of non pre-existing couples: 14 people
- Number of snogs tipping the waitress excessively got: 0

1. Roger
Yup, I wish we’d been there. Happy Birthday dude!
2. Destructor
Wow- I can’t believe that photo got taken: I thought we were all way too disorganised to face one direction at any one time. And at exactly what point did you have your shirt on?!?
Excellent party for an excellent man- although I’d be lying if I said there weren’t moments when I wished I wasn’t there ;)
Hey look- I’m taller than Ross!
3. Emchi
Once again, sorry for not staying longer… I am now nursing the most monumental cold. Was a good party though.
4. matthew
Excellent statistics proving what an excellent time was had by all. Totally glad I made the 570-mile round trip (496 nautical miles) to be there. And get back. Shame I was in such bad shape that day, and that my spew wasn’t quite as ‘tactical’ as yours, but all in all, as we say here in Dublin, it was deadly. Nice one dude, hope to do it again soon (the party, not the spewing, obviously).
5. pixeldiva
It was a really good night - shame I wasn’t particularly on form because I was feeling well, but I enjoyed myself anyway.
Same time next year? ;)
6. Lori
Not only am I not on that photo (and I don’t have one of me+Sevitz on my camera at all), but I left sans cake… and I love cake! I must have been ill. I did have a good night while I was there though :)
7. abi
aha - i’m not in the group photo either, but i was there, bottom left hand corner just behind james’s beer!
great party dude, i really enjoyed myself and i take full responsibility for mixing the jelly tots into the peanuts - it’s a taste sensation…
8. Francesca
You missed out my Yugoslav Italian nationality contribution…
9. Adrian
Actually I flagged you as British. :-)
I have to pick a nationality, and although you have Yugoslav Italian temprament, I still see you as a British national. You hate me I know. You need at least an accent to flag a different primary nationality. ;-)
10. Francesca
Gah. I got mistaken for a Yank the other day…
By. Another. Yank.
So, there is your accent :)
11. Adrian
Yanks think I’m English or Ozzie.
Yanks couldn’t tell an accent from a carrot (^)
12. Francesca
Quite.
But can’t I be the token southern European anyway ? :)
13. Chicken
I wish I could have been there. Happy birthday, Jonsie! You make 30 look fun! :)Oh, and awfully handsome!
14. Gordon
Looks and sounds like fun was had. I hate it when I miss fun. 2006 will be my year of “going to parties when invited”.
Of course I say that now…
15. Kevin
I’m with Gordon.
I think I might make the 1000 mile return trip and get rendered on your birthday next year.
And then I probably have a kebab.