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1. Kylie or Danni (Kylie)
2. Ligers or Tigons (Ligers)
3. Ninjas or Pirates (Ninjas)

1. Kylie
2. Ligers
3. Ninjas (Way cooler)

1. Squirrels or Monkeys? (Gee, where did THAT come from? Squirrels)
2. Boobs or bums? (Bum)
3. Innie or Outie (Innie)

Note to self: ask harder questions!

1. Squirrels
2. Bums (Tough one, very close. Bums won by a sliver)
3. Innie

1. summer or winter (summer)
2. fight or flee (flee)
3. daddy or chips (chips) - this is a reference to a tv commercial, uk based, you may not get it!

1. Sumer
2. Fight (By choice), Flee (In reality)
3. Daddy. Have seen the ad. I like chips in all forms, but my old man is a legend (and less fattening).

1. Death by being sucked dry by leeches, or smothered in jam and eaten by ants? (leeches, though not terribly keen on either)
2. Should I have Super Noodles or Animal Crackers for breakfast? (current thinking favours the latter)
3. Girls with jeans tucked into cowboy boots; have you lost your mind or what? (yes, you have)

1. Leeches. You would just fall unconscious as your blood dropped off as opposed to a horrible crawling evil ants with their crawling
2. Super noodles. I suspect they are vaguely more nutritious.
3. Girls with jeans tucked into cowboy boots. It’s very ubble. (side note, saw a pair or cowboy boots around here (South Ken) going for £495 on sale)

1. Mac or PC? (MAC!!)
2. Star Wars or Star Trek? (nerd alert) (err…and Star Wars. TREK! I mean Trek. Or is it Wars? Hmmm.)
3. TomAYto or Tomaaaahto? (obvious)

1. Have a PC. Always been a Pc boy. I want a MAC so much my geek bone hurts.
2. Star Wars.
3. Tomaaaahto

1. Fishnets or Stripey Knee High Socks (Fishnets)
2. High Heels or Flat Shoes (High Heels)
3. Piercings or Au Natural (Piercings)

Pix, like you had to ask ..

1. Fishnets
2. High Heels
3. Piercings

1. Loved and lost or never loved at all (Probably loved and lost. Probably.)
2. Vinyl analogueness or compact and digital (digital, for goodness sake. Hissy, spitty, crackling, degrading-every-time-you-play-it analogue is the past. Get over it.)
3. Playing it safe or high risk/high reward (Used to be play it safe. Now more risky/rewarding)

1. Never loved
2. Digital, for its ease of use
3. Risk/Reward (would rather be). Play it safe (who I am)

1. Sink or Swim. (Sink - It’s easier sometimes)
2. Blue or Brown eyes. (Blue - Baby’s got blue eyes…….)
3. North or South. (North - the people are friendlier)

1. Swim
2. Green actually. But given the choice above blue.
3. South, it’s where I’m from

Okay, so they were a bit obvious, but someone had to say it and it might as well have been me.

So, serious questions now:

1. Rock or Hard Place (hard place)
2. Devil you know or Devil you don’t? (probably the Devil I know)
3. Frying Pan or Fire (Frying Pan - you can dance on a frying pan)

1. Rock
2. Devil I know
3. Fire

1. Ignorance & bliss or knowledge & suffering? (knowledge)
   • [SUB-QUESTION: Would you rather know the day you were going to die on or let it be a suprise?]
2. Death at a healthy 40 or at 70 after ten years of Alzhiemer’s? (healthy forty!)
3. One week in bed with Natalie Portman your willing slave…..or keeping your left thumb? (I’m going with thumb, obviously, I just want to see your answer :)

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ps- I can’t believe you put ‘never loved’ over ‘loved and lost’! What’s wrong with you?!?

1. Knowledge & suffering.
• Suprised.
2. 70. Gives me twenty extra good years and 10 I wont remember
3. Left Thumb. No women is worth it. Not even Natalie.

p.s. If breakups where I’m not in love are this difficult, I’ll happily avoid the losing love.

1. Colour or colour (colour)
2. MS or Java (VB)
3. Blond or Brunette (Both)

1. Colour
2. MS (Although last real language I coded in was Delphi and that was ‘96)
3. Redhead. Am not fussed between Blondes and Brunettes

1. Cake or death?* (Cake)
2. Pie or baguette?** (Pie)
3. Sex or rock ‘n’ roll? (Sex… to burn off all that cake and pie!)

(PS If the break up was that hard, are you sure it wasn’t love?)

1. Cake (I’m not so keen on death and cake can be quite nice)
2. Baguette
3. Sex (Look I like music, a lot, but I’m not giving it up for sex. Anyway music is quite sexual)

I don’t know what that hard means. It was a breakup. I don’t know where or how one can quantify the hardness. I hear you are meant to know when you are in love. By that definition I wasn’t in love. You can always redefine what love means, but I don’t think I’ve ever been in love. That doesn’t mean I don’t care about the person.

1. turnips or parsnips ?
2. under or over ?
3. bedroom or kitchen ?

1. Parsnips
2. Under (There is a James song about this)
3. Kitchen (as in in the, but not as in cooking)

1. Mozart or Beethoven? (LvB all the way)
2. Real ale or lager? (Let’s hear it for the camra boys)
3. Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff? (The double LL)

1. Mozart (Rock me Amadeus)
2. Lager (Less mission, cold and tastes better)
3. Up the Duff (I’ll take Hilary)

1. Quality or Quantity? (Quality. Most of the time)
2. Enthusiasm or Technique? (Technique. Hopefully)
3. Tongue or Groove? (Groove. It’s a DIY thing)

1. Quality
2. Technique (Although without Enthusiasm, it can be a bit lost)
3. Tongue

1. Wallabies or Springboks (Wallabies)
2. Coke or Pepsi (Coke)
3. Brazilian or Natural (Brazilian)

1. Springboks (My blood is green yadda yadda yadda)
2. Coke (Necter of the gods)
3. Brazilian (Oh yes and but how)

Hmmmm.

1. Content or silly questionnaires (content, clearly).
2. Pound sterling or euro (euro please, and now. Thank you).
3. Clints or grykes (grykes. It’s a limestone pavement thing).

1. Content, clearly.
2. Euro. Please god can we join the euro. I think even the queen is tired of her head being saved.
3. Clints

1. Chocolate or fruit (Chocolate)
2. Christmas Party or New Year Party (Christmas party, purely for the mistletoe ;o))
3. Black or Red (I love both but definately black)

1. Chocolate (dark)
2. New Year Party (I’m a yid)
3. Black (At one stage at uni I only had black clothes.)

1. You are a wimble or you get a good ear licking? (Guess)
2. Cheap or Expensive (Cheap)
3. Guns or Butter? (Butter)

And winning the award for the bizarrest questions

1. I’m a wimble. Keep your earlickings to yourself.
2. Expensive
3. Guns (for target shooting, not people). Butter (for bread). Say what?

Wimble

Noun: Any of numerous hand tools for boring holes.

Huh? blinks

1. Beatles or Stones (Stones)
2. Passion or intimacy (passion)
3. Over easy or sunny side up (ssu)

1. Stones (Rock over pop)
2. Passion (Hit me baby one more time)
3. Over easy (Kill that egg)