You know your friends are a bunch of geeks when

08 Nov, '04 11:41 AM

1. Gordon

Hang on, that link points back here! Is Craig your middle name or have you been stringing us along with this “Adrian” business?!

And laptop dancing is excellent, make sure your Shift+Lock is on though…

08 Nov, '04 11:45 AM

2. Adrian

Link fixed. Craig exists. See Ibiza pictures.

I’m old fashioned. I prefer lap dancing myself.

08 Nov, '04 12:44 PM

3. Em

being that I’m feeling bitchy… given some of the women on offer at lapdancing establishments, I’m sure there are a few men who’d prefer a laptop to play with.

08 Nov, '04 12:47 PM

4. Adrian

Not any of the women in any strip club I’ve ever been would become second choice to a laptop.

08 Nov, '04 3:12 PM

5. matthew

I agree with Em, some of the women in some strip clubs are absolute mingers, even if they ARE naked, shaking their pert boobies in your face. (I apologise profusely to NKL for this comment)

I’d much prefer a laptop in such circumstances.

But I think that may be because I don’t have one.

08 Nov, '04 3:21 PM

6. Adrian

Boy are you going to the wrong strip joints.

08 Nov, '04 3:35 PM

7. matthew

I have to say, you can count the amount of times I’ve been to a strip joint on one hand. I find them the most tedious of places to visit.

Is that strange? I prefer the company of women I can talk to and err…something. Possibly.

08 Nov, '04 3:37 PM

8. Adrian

I’ve never been to a strip joint (with ugly women).

Look we all know men talk to womens breasts …. so you may as well have a conversation directly with the breasts.

08 Nov, '04 4:50 PM

9. S

I can honestly say I find the whole concept of lap dancing/pole dancing very interesting, and certainly wouldn’t mind giving pole dancing a go. ;o)

08 Nov, '04 4:52 PM

10. Adrian

I have a reputation to uphold so …

“You can dance around my pole”

08 Nov, '04 5:30 PM

11. S

That can be arranged. The practise will be good, and hold no responsibility for anything that pops up….

08 Nov, '04 6:02 PM

12. Adrian

I’m sure we can get something straight between us.

09 Nov, '04 9:49 AM

13. Em

Adrian I guess you’re going to some more reputable strip joints then (surely that statement is an oxymoron).

Personally I find it hillarious when men talk to my chest, and as it’s my best asset, it’s unsurprising. So they’re more than welcome to have a conversation with my chest, I just may not answer them or make them look stupid if I happen to find them offensive.

I think I have more respect for pole dancers, that’s seriously hard work.

09 Nov, '04 9:56 AM

14. Adrian

Why would women taking off their clothes doesn’t make a place reputable or non reputable.

Quality strip joints are actually very classy.

09 Nov, '04 11:09 AM

15. Em

you answered it in the second paragraph… you’re going to a classy joint. There are classy and non classy (well so I’m told), that’s the difference between reputable and non-reputable.

I guess Spearmint Rhino and some dodgy place in Soho.. you’re bound to get a better class of stripper in Spearmint Rhino than some back ally establishment with lines painted on the floor to mark where you can stand.