I'm still not if I should feel proud or that I've hit a new low, that one of the highlights of my weekend was when a girl who's almost skirt I had been ogling, ran up to the restaurant window, planted a big kiss on it, winked at me, and ran off.
Normally I prefer my snogs with a bit more tongue and not a sheet of glass between myself and the girl, but right now I'll take what I get.

1. S
Adrian hun, sounds like you need a great big kiss and little contact and warmth from a female friend. If you need it you know how to contact me.
2. Adrian
Jose used to think I just spent all my time on the internet picking up girls.
I don’t know why she got this impression.
3. Bindy
You know where to come for a good ear tonguing, so stop feeling so sorry for yourself.
4. Adrian
Bindy, as great a bloke as your are, you’re not as cute as Welsh 18 year olds in almost skirts, and I don’t want to see you in a almost skirt.
5. Katherine
You almost picked up a girl in an almost skirt just by ogling - that must mean you are hot.
6. Daisy
Was this ogling taking place during a rugby match? Sacrilege!
7. Suzy
You get total points for charming and spontaneous. Trust me, she had told every single girlfriend she has, and they’re ALL jealous!
Go, Adrian!
8. Adrian
The ogling was taking place at dinner (and drinking and clubbing after) several hours after the end of the match.
Sheesh Dazy, what kind of rugger fan do you take me for. During the game it’s just me and my boys.
Suzy, I would love to think so, but I didn’t actually kiss her. She kissed the window, winked at me and ran off.
9. Destructor
Dude, you’re not ogling right if she’s AWARE of it.
I’d classify the question of wether to be proud or not a ‘new low’. [thinks for a moment about your other lows] Okay, so it doesn’t reset an actual new level of lowness, it’s just a low mixed in with all your other lows.
10. Suzy
Yes, but inspiring a girl to do that should get major points!