I have an idea, its a bit “radical”, but bear with me. Why don’t you try NOT to take your laptop, that way you can properly relax and not be able to check your work email, and therefore not stress out about it.

I know, I know, I’m being ridiculous even suggesting such a thing aren’t I?

Oh my goodness, how many of the damn things do you have?

OK, photos and blog cards, good. Stressing about work , bad.

Credit card and passport.

Leave everything else at home.

An umbrella. Kidding !

Leave the goddamn laptop at home, Adrian. Try to have just one holiday away from everything. Much as Ibiza is beautiful and most of us would love to see postcards from it, you could do with a complete break.

Take a hardback book, read it sideways and just pretend it’s a laptop.

jesus christ man - HAIR DRYER.

btw, i really hope you have a wonderful time. i’ve never been to spain, or that part of the world, unless majorca counts when you’re only 14.

have fun and relax.

xx

A big stack of copies of “Adrian’s Big Night Out” burnt onto CDs to hand out to DJs, along with my email address and website.

New little black book for all thoes girls that your going to meet? and some clean underwear… poss swimming shorts unless the speedo is your thing? and sun cream(quite a high factor unless you want to look like a fried tomarto i cant spell but bere with me ) and some cool shades and your sorted babe have fun L xx oh yeah money,passport and ticket yep now your done.

Leave the ties at home…

One overly sunny day many summers ago, me, Jack and a friend of ours called Ayse were sat under a tree planning the minimum amount one could pack for Glastonbury (can easily be transfered to holiday destinations). After half an hour or so of rejecting items from the so called ‘Cosmopolitan Capsule Wardrobe For Travelling’ we got down to the following.

Contact lens fluid. Tissues. Condoms. Credit cards.

Simple - anything else you can buy.

Enjoy.

JP

5HTP. Serotonin precursor. Available from Holland and Barrett. Think of it as an ‘Ibiza hangover cure’.

My instincts are that you will have thoroughly researched this, so to save me the bother for next time, are you going package holiday, flights&accom, or what?

Cheers, and enjoy.

Tol

Adrian needs to bring his laptop with him as we will be working on developing my WEB SITE!

Seriously - we’ll make sure Adrian will have an awesome time - despite his insistance that he doesn’t like holidays, I know just a front and I think Ibiza is the place to make it a front, back side and top !!!

You make sure that Jose the receptionist looks after you guys, otherwise I’ll get the Jose International Standards of Excellence (JISE, really wish I could have thought of something beginning with O) comittee onto him. Or her, but I suspect he’s a boy.

Jose Organisational Standards of Excellence.

There ya go. grin

Yes! Thank you Lyle, that much better.

A tie is essential.

Swimming accoutrements and a pair of sunglasses. Everything else can be bought out there.

Where about in Ibiza are you off to Adrian?

Is the hustle and bustle of San Antonio?

2Ci, MDMA, LSD, marijuana, skins, ciggies, hat, shades, sorted. Where am I?

Tickets, money, passport. Hat, shades, sunblock. Camera, condoms, comedy inflatable for the pool.

That should do it :)

Your are not too far from where I was staying in May.

I recommend you visit Donnegans one night. There is an Australian band called The Grail that plays tremendous Celtic music, every night at Donnegans. They get a tremendous atmosphere going and it makes for a superb night out, it’s usually packed.

If you walk further round the bay (away from the West End) for about five minutes, you should come across Donnegans. Not a bad pint of Guinness in there as well (and some tasty barmaids!).

Enjoy the break!

the grail are from nz dude… new zealand