Time taken for work to destroy any relaxation created by holiday - 11 minutes
Of this:
Time taken to boot laptop = 6 minutes
Time taken to reconfigure network issues = 3 minutes
Time taken to log on to mail system = 1 minute
I would be less stess had a I not been away and didn't have 10 days of 'issues' to pick up on.

1. nat
sorry - thats 10 minutes you spanner.
2. Adrian
No, that’s 11 minutes. The first 10 were getting into my email. After 1 minute of going through my email work had destroyed my relaxation.
10 + 1 = 11.
Don’t call me a spanner, you wench. :-)
3. nat
so infact, to be precise, its a lot more than 10/11 minutes. It was 6 to boot laptop, 3 to reconfigure network issues, 1 to log onto email, then a further 10 to get into your email, and one minute going through your email. thats a total of 21 minutes at least.
4. Adrian
No, No, No, by getting into my email I meant those three actions counting 10 minutes.
There was no extra 10 minutes.
It was only 11 minutes.
Just cause you are a lawyer doesn’t mean you can create numbers to suit your argument.
:-)