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If you can figure out how to hold them properly, and you can get your mouth around the entire nipple, you’ll start viewing elderly women’s breasts differently. Free your mind Adrian.

And today in “Things I really didn’t need to read”…

I once had the misfortune to walk behind a little old lady with her long black skirt tucked into her knickers.

no no no

Try living in a British seaside town, pal.

Imagine that woman trying to get a fucking tan.

Topless.

THE VEINS.

Oh god. Here comes my lunch.

my tits may not be that large, but i do need to throw them over each shoulder for comfort when walking.

But, do you think when you get old too, that you will start to appreciate old women’s breasts?

Just wondering.

I’ve often had similar thoughts. As I get older myself, will I start finding white ear hair really attractive?

I don’t disagree, but how on earth did you come to this conclusion ?

Based on the number of very old men who seem to be with very young women (and a few uncomfortable discussions with old men), I get the feeling that sexual preference remains roughly the same, even as we ourselves become less sexually desirable over time (unless you’re Paul Newman). This may be just one of the many reasons that old people are so damned cranky.

I’m quite looking forward to getting old enough to have no libido. This will remove approximately 90% of all my problems, and I can dedicate my time to wheeling about in my old-man scooter and abusing young people for not having enough respect.

d

Should have busted out the camara-phone.

You could have made her day and said you wanted to capture her beauty.

d

On a completely different note: I never realized that the word Gravity had a plural form.