You know I think this new project team might turn out ok.
The second line on todays Team Status Meeting agenda read
16:35 Joke of the week(traditional)
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1. Lori
giggle
2. Destructor
Groan!
We have a team at my work who exist purely to add ‘pep’ to everyone else’s working day. It sounds like a neat job, but how demoralizing for them that NO-ONE CARES! We don’t want pep! Pep would be firing them and redistributing thier salaries evenly to everyone else! We don’t want elaborate displays about how great work is when we come through the door. We know work sucks! No amount of dressing it up will make us feel better!
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3. razorhead
but how long do you think it’ll take you to break them?
4. Lyle
There’s no I in team, but there’s a “you” in “fuck you” :)
5. Green Fairy
We demand to know what the joke was.
6. zed
is there a joke somewhere that i’ve missed ?
7. Adrian
The joke was
“A little boy went up to his dad and said “Dad, I don’t understand the difference between potential and reality”. The Dad said, “Okay son, I will show you the difference. Firstly go up to your mother and ask her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for £1 million, then go up to your sister and ask her if she would sleep with Brad Bitt for £1 million.” The little boy slightly confused said “Okay” and went to see his mother. He asked his mother, “Mum, would you sleep with Robert Redford for £1 million”, his mother replied “don’t tell your Dad, but yes I would.” The little boy said, “Okay then” and went to find his sister. He said to his sister “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for £1 million” His sister replied, “Yes I would!!!!” The little boy went back to his Dad and said “Dad, I now understand what the diference is between potential and reality”. His Dad replied, “I am glad son, explain it to me.” The little boy replied “Well, potentially we are sitting on £2 million but in reality we live with two slags!!!!””
8. Destructor
Engineers…..
9. Karen
Damn. I was thinking that I could poach the joke for this afternoon’s ISO 9001 Newsletter. But I see that it really isn’t appropriate for a company that employs 99.9% female staff. Have you got anything else?
10. Adrian
What kind of context are you looking for?
ISO 9001 -> Quality -> Airline Maintance
Female Staff -> Wife -> Mistress
11. Dave
There may be no ‘I’ in Team but if you look hard enough you’ll find ‘me’.