We all know my spelling is ... how can I put this ... double bogey-ing on a par three, 7 - Nil down at half time, wide of the posts, spinning out on the formation lap. In other words pretty crap. As a result sometimes my misspellings lead to the meaning of the sentence being, warped with amusing results.
Or for example when talking to Ross on MSN about James breaking me playing squash
- me
- James apparently is the spawn of Satin. [Smooth and silky and leader of the underworld?]
- me
- Saten
- me
- Satern
- me
- The Devil
- Ross
- Sigh. Satan

1. razorhead
Beelzebub
2. chicken
That one got a big google. Err… giggle :)
3. Destructor
Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.
(it reads backwards the same it reads forwards! It’s brilliant!)
4. Gordon
On the topic of spelling… er.. sort of…
It IS A D R I A N isn’t it??
5. Adrian
Yep, it is, why?
6. Gordon
Does it annoy you when people mis-spell it?
7. Adrian
For those of you wondering why Gordon, is asking about this, I have had him fighting my corner on is site.
Read the comments box for the answers.