Pocket Scrabble
Item 5418 (£10): Now you can play the worlds favourite word game in the air, on the roador by the pool. When you stop for a break, just fold the game away and the magnetic tiles stay put - so you can carry on later.
Somebody's kissing major arse I reckon ...


1. steve
I prefer pocket billiards.
2. Chris
Just buy a frickin’ gameboy like everyone else :)
3. razorhead
oh yes, we often jet off to Monaco for a long weekend. There is nothing we like more than to relax by the pool sipping martinis and playing scrabble, except perhaps when we bring out the cluedo.
4. Stuart
In what way is someone kissing major arse?
Oh.
Just spotted the words on the board.
MAJOR arse.
5. Jez
Dammit. Somebody already left the “pocket billiards” comment.
6. Adrian
Is there something about pocket billiards here that is going over my head?
7. Jez
Surely you can imagine what “pocket billiards” might mean? It’s not really funny - the joke was just begging to be said - but your first commenter got there first.
8. Adrian
Like couch rugby eh?
First time I read it, I just assumed it was “pocket billiards” literally …