A mate of mine is the IT manager of a school. He forwarded this email he got this morning onto me. Just another senseless pony laptop accident. People, ponies and laptops don't mix. When will you learn. How many more innocent laptops have to be sacrificed before somebody realises this and legislates a ban?
I had an accident with [girl's name]'s laptop this morning[Girl's Name] left her school bag and laptop bag at the back of the car for me too put in the boot as the car was locked, whilst she went to feed her ponies.
Not realising, I got into the car and decided to reverse out of the drive and wait for her. In the process I drove over the laptop and school bag

1. razorhead
I you can afford a pony and a laptop, you can afford laptop insurance. :)
2. huwge
At least you can buy insurance, common sense regrettably not.