Taking her up the Oxo Tower

Oxo Tower Brasserie - From the readers comments ...

When my boyfriend told me he wanted to take me up the Oxo Tower for my birthday, I was a bit hesitant at first because I didn't really think it was my scene. How wrong I was! I mean, yeah, so it's a bit of a strain on the old back pocket, and I admit I did feel a bit uncomfortable initially. But a couple of cocktails helped me relax and soon I was really getting into it - we carried on well into the night. It was a great experience and I really loved it - so much so that I won't let my boyfriend take me anywhere else now! So if anyone ever wants to take you up the Oxo Tower, just throw caution to the wind and go for it!

16 Comments

04 Nov, '03 5:47 AM

1. Lori

Is this another of those “how dirty is your mind” tests? If so, I think I scored quite highly.

04 Nov, '03 8:30 AM

2. Adrian

I think it is … intentionally.

You even been taken up the Oxo Tower?

04 Nov, '03 9:05 AM

5. Lori

You can’t ask a lady a question like that! Seeing as I’m no lady, however, I’ll answer… yes and no. I’ll leave you to deduce which is the clean version ;)

04 Nov, '03 12:01 PM

8. beth

I’m a dumb american…let me in on the joke…

05 Nov, '03 4:57 AM

Beth, the review is a play on taking some up the back passage … anal sex … and to a reasterant in London called the Oxo Tower.Beth, the review is a play on taking some up the back passage … anal sex … and to a restaurant in London called the Oxo Tower.

05 Nov, '03 5:32 AM

10. Lisa

American equivalent - it would be a lot like naming a restaurant “The Hershey Highway”.

05 Nov, '03 6:40 AM

11. Destructor

Jokes are just so less funny when you explain them.

05 Nov, '03 12:37 PM

12. beth

ahh..ok. I always knew the Brits (or SA’s in this case) had a twisted sense of humor. And I love it. ;)

30 Aug, '04 7:30 PM

13. robertdee

I took my girlfriend up the Oxo tower last week and the food was shit.

04 Aug, '05 11:01 AM

14. lee

i took your g/f up the oxo tower and found it quite fun. horses for courses i suppose….

02 Oct, '05 1:39 AM

15. Bob

What makes this so funny is that it was originally posted on a genuine restaurant review site a couple of years ago and wasn’t spotted by the site owners. So for a very long time there was a posting extolling the vitues of anal sex in full view on a stuffy restaurant site.

02 Oct, '05 10:28 AM

16. Adrian

Yeah I know. That’s why I linked to the original site.

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