A quote from the book I am reading Even giving a man a self help book for his birthday is often interpreted by him as "You’re not good enough". Hmmm, I only got two (and a half) books in that category. Although the half doesn't really count, and its the book with the quote in it. As a guy I can validate the above statement.
While I am at it, could people please stop giving me sweets and chocolate for any reason. Especially because I am trying to loose weight and people keep giving it to me as a 'break from the diet'. I am not on a diet. I am just trying to eat healthily. Giving me sweets and chocolates just means I eat the whole box in one go to get rid of it. It's really self defeating. And aside from dark chocolate, I am not the biggest fan of sweet things. I much prefer savouries.
If you do want to give me a present for any reasons (It's my birthday, I did you a favour, I'm a nice guy, I have a great arse, whatever) the following list can help you out with finding a non sugar related present.
- A small island. Anything under 50 acres from this site is fine.
- A shiny new car. Not fussed about the colour.
- A new girlfriend. She's Jewish. We're perfect
- A new laptop. I don't even like apples, but lets be honest that is one sexy beast.
- A flat in Covent Garden
- Ten minutes in a boxing ring with G.W.Bush so I can kick his skinny white ass
- A small or big aeroplane.
1. Lisa
My birthday’s coming up in less than three weeks. I may borrow a few items from your list. D’you mind?
2. Adrian
Of course not. Except for Natalie Portman. I’m not sharing that one. ;-)
3. Suzy
Oh, honey, it would take you much less than 10 minutes to take Dubya!
4. Adrian
The extra 9 minutes is for personal pleasure.
5. JP
My bday is in 6 days - I’ll time share the flat with ya…
6. Green Fairy
Don’t you have an Amazon wishlist like normal people? ;)
Actually I’ve reconsidered - you can have the bout with Bush if I can take on that Rice woman afterwards.
7. Adrian
The flat is 2 bedroom so we can space share instead of time share.
As for amazon wishlists. I never really started one as everytime I go onto amazon I just by what I want. I don’t have a list of long things I want. I’m more a small list of instant gratification type person.
8. Destructor
I have your birthday present already and it’s none of the things mentioned! Text me tomorrow morning so I’ll remember to ‘bring it’. And if I forget, I’ll ‘bring it’ to Ross’. Along with his birthday present. Which will probably be exactly the same thing I’m getting you. Hm.
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9. Lisa
Oh come on. Nathalie’s got two nipples; don’t be greedy. Share!