- HUBY (n.)
- A half-erection large enough to be a publicly embarrassing bulge in the trousers, not large enough to be of any use to anybody.
- HUMBY (n.)
- An erection which won't go down when a gentleman has to go for a pee in the middle of making love to someone.
- STEBBING (n.)
- The erection you cannot conceal because you're not wearing a jacket.

1. JP
V. funny - is there a word for the phenomena of having erect and clearly visible nipples during inappropriate suituations such as job interviews, funerals etc? If not, there should be…
Also, the lovely Stephen Fry coined a term for the pubic hair that appears in the mouth the moment one commences oral sex, but for the life of me I can’t remember what it was/where I read it…
2. Adrian
The deeper meaning of liff only defines:
BUDBY
A nipple clearly defined thorugh flimsy or wet matereal.
So perhaps it would be a Stebbing Budby.
3. Green Fairy
The gentlemen should visit the bathroom before he commences romantic activities!
4. Imelda
Boy, I swear Adrian I learn SO MUCH from you … :-D