So a project newsletter goes around this morning
Dear Fellow Convicts,
Welcome to the first weekly short update from the [Client] project with all the information you need to know. I must point out at this stage that [BossMan] gave [SomeBody] and I the really easy task of sending out a regular update to
clog up your inbox provide a means of informal communication to you all and "to make sure that everybody is happy to come to work each day".
[Several headings and project information follow and then]
This week's amazing IBL [my company] World First:
Adrian Sevitz has stopped wearing his specially made bionic techno-glasses in favour of more conservative round rimmed glasses and a shirt and tie.
So I am front page news now. Which is good. At least people will notice the effort. Probably still wont get promoted, but at least people will notice. Funny thing is, today I am wearing jeans and a normal shirt (although not my bionic glasses) as it's Friday.