Todays morning spam has the subject "I saw your camping info. and I thought this would interest you". Come on give me a break. I might have been camping three times. Now if it was some spam advertising smut it may be a small possibility that I wandered past said site. But camping? Hah.
Then it follows with "This e-mail has been sent to you because you agreed to receive information on camping products". Like fuck I did. I can 100% personally guarantee I never agreed to any such thing.
And the final laugh is the "this message cannot be considered spam as long as we include instructions on how to be removed". Bullfuckshit. Its considered spam if its unsolicited mail that I never wanted. And funnily enough it is unsolicited mail I never wanted.
The problem with having your own email address that never changes is your spam starts to build up. I am trying to set up Outlook to start filtering these things but its a slow and arduous task.
Other spam today includes "Laptop's For Sale", "Seduce Her, Safe Secure Discrete...", "If you need a fantastic source for mortgage loans"